the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
that the happiest state they’ve seen me is when I am single. Truly single. Not distracted by chasing boys or mending the latest heartache. This was a shock to me because I didn’t think it was noticeable. I need to refocus my energy in bettering myself and accepting who I am. I need to surround myself with people who love me, support me, and genuinely care about me. I need to find happiness on my own and not rely on happiness from a form of social acceptance. I need to remember that in the end my journey, outlook on life, and well-being is my responsibility and I need to own up to it.
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
i cant handle this
It’s shit like this that makes The Simpsons the greatest TV show ever.
Ahhh Homer you beautiful bastard, made me a bit a emotional
(Source: wigglytuffs)