January 2011
79 posts
How to Tick People off
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers...
saweetcaroline:
casecasecase:
1.PLUG IN YOUR...
I can out eat you
Reblog if you read that wrong
Hopefully
I really hope I don’t drop out this semester. I’m already irritated with the flaws in my schedule.
